Fooled you - there's no singing or dancing in this thread at all! :)
However - there is plenty of YUCK.
We've covered the best of the spectrum list wise, so there's only one thing left: what do you think are some of the WORST Disney comics you have ever come across? Like ones where - after you've read it - your only reaction could be "What the holy heck were they thinking?"
List which ones you think are the worst and why.
For me it would have to be anything with the modern characters produced under the Marvel imprint. Now the Disney produced stories and those produced in Disney Adventures (before it started to tank) were not ALL bad. Many were just as fun as I remember them being. There were a few clunkers, some really good stuff, and not much at all that could ever hope to reach classic status but - at their worst - they were arguably no worse off than some of the random varying filler characters of yesteryear (Scamp, Chip and Dale, Lil Hiawatha, Brer Rabbit, Lil Bad Wolf) we've had in Comics and Stories for years. You have your winners, your losers, and your "what the hecks?".
Then there was the Marvel stuff.
Marvel produced 4 books: Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, and "The Disney Afternoon" which consisted of new stories from Ducktales to the Timon & Pumbaa years. And every last one of them was utterly HORRIBLE. The artwork was atrocious, the coloring was terribly off (in many stories, Darkwing Duck's beak was the color of wood), and the stories were dumbed down so badly that many of the scripts barely even made sense. I seem to recall one story where the Rescue Rangers were practically human size. It was an utter disgrace. In their letter columns, Marvel themselves seemed to have no idea what the heck they were doing. The books imploded on themselves way less gracefully than Disney ever did and what we wound up with was "Disney Comics Hits" - a terrible anthology book that was just as bad if not worse and concluded with an adaptation of "102 Dalmations".
I'd argue that the entire experiment was on par if not worse than much of latter Gold Key/Whitman era.
The only good things to come out of Marvel was the adaptation of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" (produced long before they'd gotten the license to do more work) which was actually beautifully drawn and faithfully adapted by Daan Jippes and Dan Spiegle.
So what is some of the worst Disney material you've ever seen? Come on, don't hold back. :)
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Topic: The All-Singing, All-Dancing Disney Comics Thread of YUCK
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WB
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2007-12-24 at 03:42:57
Ramapith
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2007-12-24 at 04:34:38
Hmm. Worst Disney comics stories ever?
I'm not going to discuss modern stories, as I don't want to hurt those perpetrators who are still with us... myself included! ("The Egg Collector," anyone?)
As to the turkeys of the past, however, my vote goes to such stories as
-- "The Mystery of the Robot Army," W WDC 133-24P (1951): okay, so an evil Dr. Triplex ripoff and his two Ecks and Doublex-ripoff helpers want to conquer the world with a robot army, but the title and setup are terribly misleading. The army of robots only thus far exists in "Triplex"'s dreams; as the story takes place, he has only one robot, and never even gets to bring it to life! Aside from disappointing us, the story also insults our intelligence. The villains encode their secret plans in Pig Latin, but even this simple code is treated like it's complicated enough to have Mickey confused for hours. Then, the secret behind this robot design is said to be its heart, which can power it perpetually a la a human heart. Unfortunately, just as "Triplex" is making this sound nice and scary, he then reveals that "only I have uncovered the secret of making robot hearts out of old tin cans!" Old tin cans?! Now the threat sounds ridiculous, and nothing can ever make it sound scary again.
Add very strange Stan Walsh art that makes Mickey look sort of like Chuck E. Cheese, and you have a story I'll always remember... for all the wrong reasons!ยด
-- "Southern Hospitality," W OS 379-02 (1952): Scrooge has opened a cotton plantation in the deep South, and is so deeply "into" it that he's transformed completely into a Civil War-era Southerner, speaking naturally in Brer Rabbit-like dialect. It's clearly not a put-on, so we can presume the writer's intent was to make Scrooge into Simon Legree permanently. Speaking of Simon Legree, did I mention that Scrooge feeds his workers cotton with ketchup and pays them in Confederate money, yet he can't understand why they all quit?
I'm not going to discuss modern stories, as I don't want to hurt those perpetrators who are still with us... myself included! ("The Egg Collector," anyone?)
As to the turkeys of the past, however, my vote goes to such stories as
-- "The Mystery of the Robot Army," W WDC 133-24P (1951): okay, so an evil Dr. Triplex ripoff and his two Ecks and Doublex-ripoff helpers want to conquer the world with a robot army, but the title and setup are terribly misleading. The army of robots only thus far exists in "Triplex"'s dreams; as the story takes place, he has only one robot, and never even gets to bring it to life! Aside from disappointing us, the story also insults our intelligence. The villains encode their secret plans in Pig Latin, but even this simple code is treated like it's complicated enough to have Mickey confused for hours. Then, the secret behind this robot design is said to be its heart, which can power it perpetually a la a human heart. Unfortunately, just as "Triplex" is making this sound nice and scary, he then reveals that "only I have uncovered the secret of making robot hearts out of old tin cans!" Old tin cans?! Now the threat sounds ridiculous, and nothing can ever make it sound scary again.
Add very strange Stan Walsh art that makes Mickey look sort of like Chuck E. Cheese, and you have a story I'll always remember... for all the wrong reasons!ยด
-- "Southern Hospitality," W OS 379-02 (1952): Scrooge has opened a cotton plantation in the deep South, and is so deeply "into" it that he's transformed completely into a Civil War-era Southerner, speaking naturally in Brer Rabbit-like dialect. It's clearly not a put-on, so we can presume the writer's intent was to make Scrooge into Simon Legree permanently. Speaking of Simon Legree, did I mention that Scrooge feeds his workers cotton with ketchup and pays them in Confederate money, yet he can't understand why they all quit?
WB
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2007-12-24 at 04:50:37
LOL! I remember reading "Robot Army"in Disney's WDC&S run and thinking to myself - of all the serials that haven't seen print in years, why in heavens name did they reprint this?!?! Stan Walsh is a terrible artist. In many panels Goofy in particular looked as if he was on drunk and ready to stumble about muttering swears to himself. :)
He also had this thing about drawing all his characters with one eye half closed and this weird expression on their faces that made them all look like creepy ice cream men at a kindergarten schoolyard. XD
He also had this thing about drawing all his characters with one eye half closed and this weird expression on their faces that made them all look like creepy ice cream men at a kindergarten schoolyard. XD
Asger And
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2007-12-30 at 17:29:35
Sorry to say I think that the first 20 years of Egmont produced stuff was awfully bad, maybe exept some stories drawn by Vicar. An example:
http://coa.inducks.org/story.php?c=d+++++2
Most stories were so bad, that nobody even bothered scan to coa. Well, very few of them were published outside Scandinavia and Germany
http://coa.inducks.org/story.php?c=d+++++2
Most stories were so bad, that nobody even bothered scan to coa. Well, very few of them were published outside Scandinavia and Germany
Robb_K
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2007-12-31 at 19:50:27
I think that "The Wuzzles" was the worst Disney comic story series. I also never liked "Scamp" and Chip 'N Dale. As far as individual stories, "Southern Hospitality was a poor one. There was lots of poor art, to my taste in the squarish Ducks in the 1960s (other than Carl Barks), was some of the worst.
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