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Topic: What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs?

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Don Rosa Is The Best
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 1 - 2013-09-09 at 01:23:28
How would Little Wolf react?How would he treat his father,from that point on?Would he ever forgive him for the tragic loss of his friends?
AzureBlue
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 2 - 2013-09-09 at 01:53:02
Quote from user: don rosa is the bestHow would Little Wolf react?How would he treat his father,from that point on?Would he ever forgive him for the tragic loss of his friends?
He would pull a Count of Monte Cristo, plotting a slow and torturous revenge.

I should write this.
Roger North
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 3 - 2013-09-09 at 03:12:12
I don't think so. If Big Bad Wolf caught the pigs and ate them then Lil Bad Wolf would probably call the cops and have him arrested for murder and he would go off to live with his grandmother who is as nice as he is.
GeoX
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 4 - 2013-09-09 at 05:02:47
Hopefully he'd become a serial killer, like Dexter only with less horrible writing.
MustangRockstar
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 5 - 2013-09-09 at 05:32:19
Assuming Big Bad Wolf could actually go through with eating them, of which I am not sure, Little Wolf would grow up a loner and pick people off from a church tower using his trusty rifle.
Charlie Brown
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 6 - 2013-09-09 at 07:35:56
I'm convinced that the Big Bad Wolf would never be able to eat the pigs in the end.
He would let them free and chase them the next day again.
Roger North
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 7 - 2013-09-09 at 11:43:24
I don't think we would have to worry about that. Disney would never allow the bad guys to win at least not too often. The Donald Duck story Skeptics and Sorcery from Mickey Mouse and Friends #283 is one exception. I don't know what the artists were thinking when they wrote that story. At least we don't have to worry about Big Bad Wolf eating The Three Little Pigs. When he does catch them they don't stay that way for long they wind up escaping usually with help from Lil Bad Wolf.
Mr. M
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 8 - 2013-09-09 at 19:05:38
He would discover that he actually hate the taste of ham and would become a 100% vegatarian from now on. Other pigrs in the woods (becose pigs live in woods I guess) would discover that the Wolf is harmles now so they would finaly realise their plan of global take over and all the animals would become their slaves...
Something like that.
Don Rosa Is The Best
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 9 - 2013-09-09 at 23:05:48
Quote from user: Roger NorthI don't think so. If Big Bad Wolf caught the pigs and ate them then Lil Bad Wolf would probably call the cops and have him arrested for murder and he would go off to live with his grandmother who is as nice as he is.
I don't think things work that way.At Big Bad Wolf stories(at least the ones i've read),the human states' laws do not apply.The characters are acting
like humans,use human stuff,but,they're basically animals and residents of the forest,outside of human societies.Therefore,the animal laws are the
ones that apply(big fish eats the small one,everyone for himself etc).
For instance,when Big Bad Wolf tries to get the Bre'er Bear's chickens,Bear defends them alone,he doesn't call any cops.
Roger North
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 10 - 2013-09-09 at 23:40:57
I didn't think of that angle.
Mr. M
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 11 - 2013-09-09 at 23:49:28
Actually there is an obscure character known as "The Forest sheriff"
http://coa.inducks.org/character.php?c=Forest+sheriff

On the first page of this story http://coa.inducks.org/story.php?c=H+29075 you can see him aresting Big Bad's brother [Heck, he actually uses a gun!] so I guess there is some law autorithy in the forest...
Don Rosa Is The Best
What if Big Bad Wolf got the pigs? Message 12 - 2013-09-10 at 14:30:43
Even so,if Big Bad Wolf had eaten the pigs and got rid of the corpses' remnants,his son would have no proof to accuse him.
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