Keskustelujen arkisto

My latest idea is the invention of fire, by Gyro Gearloose of course. It goes like this:
It's 3 million years BC... and it's storming. In-ven-tah (prehistoric Gyro) tries to make an in-ven-tah-tion. He hits himself on the head with a wooden "hammah" after which he trows the thing away, on the top of a high cave. Lightning strucks the hammah and the hammah sets fire. In-ven-tah invented the first fire! After trying to find a use for it, he combusts everything he tries to keep warm. Cue the angry mob with torches (just invented) and pitchforks (possibly). In-ven-tah and a prehistoric Donald (D'oh-nah, In-ven-tah's companion) run down a hill and accidentally start an avalanche. They run on two big rolling stones and In-ven-tah finds out that round shape + gravity = speed and immedeatly gets an idea for his next invention: the wheel.